Political Idol: Who Will Be The New Mike Duffy Live?

Someone just said "Jane Taber Live" and I gagged. Point being made was she's got the secret hots for Iggy so it'll be good for the Libs to have her gushing over the leader.
Some other possibles:

Conrad Black Live From Prison - woo hoo!

Garth Turner Live - wouldn't that drive a few people mental?

Elizabeth May Live - she's been outta sight recently but is she ready to retire from politics?

Warren Kinsella Live - doesn't he have a day job working for Iggy?

Alexandre Trudeau Live - is he a journalist or a communist? Not so much a fan of the Blue Libs though.

Dominic LeBlanc Live - he'll never be leader now so why not?

Bob Rae Live - okay, now that would be fun!

Rex Murphy Live - if you like rhyming couplets.

Rick Mercer Live - sure, why not?

Craig Oliver Live - yeah, whatever.

Brad Lavigne Live - yikes!

Joe Clark Live - where is he these days?

Kim Campbell Live - see above.

Brian (or Ben) Mulroney Live - keep the obnoxious factor going.

Deb Gray Live - she could ride through the parliament buildings on her hog.

Preston Manning Live - get some of that old time religion going.

What about Stephen Harper's psychic make-up artist or any of his former aides, press secretaries, spokespersons or speech writers?

Well, anyway I'm getting bored with this game but you can put any name you want before "Live" and it's all good in the spirit of keeping it Dufffyish.

I do think CTV should do a Canadian Idol type series to replace Mike Duffy. Now that would be fun to watch and it would put Ben Mulroney back to work.